And I'm not talking Shirley Jackson here.
Sometimes I buy scratch off tickets out of boredom. Well, today I added up all my scratch off tickets and discovered I have 20 bucks just waiting for me--won off of "The Crossword" (difficulty level: advanced) and "Triple Cash" (difficulty level: beginner).
My plan is to go to the grocery store later this evening and get the 20, then buy 20 dollars worth of new scratch off tickets until I'm a hundredaire. Just kidding. I'm going to use the money to buy food and toilet paper because that's how desperate I am. I found all the tickets in books, being used as bookmarks.
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